my brother, scott, posted these on our family website, so i thought i would share.
What did the Utah grad say to the BYU grad?--Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order.
How do you starve a Utah grad?--Hide his foodstamp under his work shoes. (funny, since al & i are BYU grads on the verge of welfare. haha.)
Why won't they let UVSC have a football team?--Because then Utah would want one too.
A man walked into a restaurant, ordered a soda and asked the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Ute joke. "Listen man," the waiter said. "See those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Ute football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world class wrestler at Utah. That guy in the corner was Utah's all-time weight lifting champion, and I lettered in three sports at the U. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?""Nah, guess not" the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times".
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
go cougs.
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That gave us all a good laugh. (We are sitting ay Brian's Family's house the day after Thanksgiving.) Thanks!
The food stamp one was my favorite since just like you guys we are sitting here with two byu grads and are also one step away from paying with stamps as well!
I didn't realize you were so loyal to BYU. (: I'm tagging you guys. Check out my blog for an explanation.
Hey you guys!!!! So, I found your blog on the Jennes'and I am totally excited! Evie is just as cute as ever! We're really enjoying Ann Arbor-Nate is in his second year of med school and we just had our first baby, Madeleine, at the end of August so we are definitely staying busy! (Our blog is natemeg.blogspot.com)
Take care!
Megan
Allyson, I found you through...well, it takes too long to explain, but wanted to say your family is adorable! And you look great! I hope you don't mind that I'll be checking up on your life from time to time! I love reading blogs and checking out pics.
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