Today I had an 8-year-old piano student whose family has a female miniature schnauzer. This was our conversation:
Him - Truman's a boy? Oh, our dog is a girl.
Me - Yeah, she's a cute little dog.
Him - My mom didn't want her to have a bunch of puppies running around, so we got her that shot.
Me - Oh, we made it so Truman couldn't have puppies either.
Him - If Truman's a boy, what does that have to do with having puppies?
Me (Panic) - Well, they just help the girls have the puppies--(followed by a quick subject change leading into the piano lesson.)
I couldn't help but laugh. I apologize in advance to his parents if he suddenly starts asking questions.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Are male dogs necessary?
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you probably should have charged extra for that lesson. he was about to learn a lot more than piano theory, haha.
Ha ha ha! Hilarious =-)
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hahahaha. That's hilarious!!
That is seriously awesome. Love it.
that is hilarious. I can just picture you in panic mode. I wish you could teach Ryan piano lessons!
that made my day! thanks for the laugh, I was totally picturing it in my head!!
That made my whole day. So funny.
Hahaha! That is GREAT! Remind me to sign Joseph up for piano lessons with you when he gets to be "that age."
Side note: I was babysitting for a family who had 4 boys while their dog was in heat. They had a boy dog and a girl dog and wanted to breed them. So, they had them fenced in the kitchen so they wouldn't "make a mess." I walked into the kitchen to see the boys watching them mate. The oldest boy said "That's so gross, I'm glad humans don't do that." I just laughed and said "Yeah, pretty gross, huh?" I love kids!!!
i would have died if i was laura! that is a funny story! I didn't know you taught piano. have you taught evie much?
allyson...they way you ruin kids is astounding. :o) i still can't stop laughing...
That is hilarious!
Classic! Nice recovery though.
haha. that's hilarious.
I think your answer was great! and, it was great that you changed the subject and had something more important to do.... SO FUNNY!
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